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Posted by JahSupreme [97-117.iway.d.islands.vi] on May 29, 1999 at 20:02:33:

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About a year ago, a small group of Delaware farmers contacted local authorities with claims that an alien craft had landed in a local cornfield. State police quickly silenced the allegations, stating that the large metal cylinder they had recovered was nothing more than a fallen weather satellite. But the towns people refused to accept the police explanation; a spaceship had crashed into their back yard, and they wanted the truth. Months passed, but the locals were still unable to find any signs of the so-called spacecraft or its intergalactic passangers. Maybe the police were right; the "UFO" was nothing more than a piece of broken-down scientific equipment. And with no concrete evidence to prove otherwise, the farmers had no other choice but go along with the police story. The most talked about saga in "slower" Delaware history had faded away to utter nothingness... Untill now.

UPDATE:
Just weeks after the police closed the file on the UFO case, a young female college student from the University of Delaware reported seeing an aluminum foil-covered creature urinating in the bushes outside her dorm room as she was returning home from classes. According to witnesses, the beast's physical apperance was remarkably humanlike, with the exception of its shiny silver "skin" and apparent lack of facial features. When approached, the "foil man" introduced himself as "Willus Drummond from the far away galaxy of Creamed Corn" and that he came to Earth to "urinate on the entire planet." "I asked him if he had come in peace," said the unidentified student. He replied, "No, I have come to pee." After his first meeting with the earthlings, Willus hopped into a small Japanese car and sped away, not to be seen again for days. He reappeared at a local radio station, WVUD, and demanded an on-air interview. it was in this interview that the alien revealed he had aquired the skill of rapping while trying to fit into the Earth's culture. Willus also stated he was going to become an emcee to earn the funds needed to repair his spacecraft and return to his home planet of Wrec-ton. At the completion of his interview, he urinated on the on-air DJ, Matt Kaukeinen, and offered this simple warning to the world: "EVACUATE THA PLANET" After recieving tremendus responce from the WVUD interview, Willus has decieded to record an album, due out later this year. For more info contact spaceific web-sight at www.loopholemagazine.com/willus transmition.. ou....t......................................................................................

WILLUS DRUMMOND, hailing from the Galaxy of Creamed Corn, has come to earth in a truly apocalyptic manner. His debut single, "Evacuate tha Planet" available on MIKE BAXTER ENTAPRIZEZ ( , places you in theshoes of an angry alien who was on ajourney of peace that was quickly changed by an attack of aggression courtesy of the worlds superpowers. Willus brings you into a world of unknown visuals and terminology to explain them. If you have yet to hear the sonic mastery displayed by Willus Drummond then you are indeed in for a colossal treat. Styles from the Mountain Brothers simply states, "Willus Drummond is on some next sh*t!" , and Lt.Dan from Tha WON - TOO Punch on WVUD says, "The best way to discribe Willus Drummond to someone that has not heard him would be to say, if you took Kool Keith in his most bugged out rampage and threw him in a blender with Eminem during his illest freestyle, you would have a reference point to start from when listening to Willus!" Everything up untill this point has only dealt with one of the two songs on the debut single "Evacuate tha Planet", by Willus Drummond. Now it is time to talk about tha B- side "Special Purpose", which has the illest production ever heard in any form of audio.The sonic landscape on both songs was provided by the groundbreaking genius Mike Baxter and was mixed and recorded by Chops of the Mountain Brothers at The House of Ill Repute studio in Philly. Their will be a comic book out to commemorate the release of "Evacuate tha Planet" Also look OUT for the "Evacuate tha Planet" video and movie comming at you soon............ www.loopholemagazine.com/willus
We at MIKE BAXTER ENTAPRIZEZ will do ANYTHING we can to make you show, magazine, website or life easier and better. Willus Drummond is a carasmatic fellow, and he will make an IMPACT on your shows and zines...... over and ou....................t.....................

===PEEING IN AN AREA NEAR YOU --betta sport sum goggles *************** [0-0]WILLUS DRUMMOND \ {W} /"EVACUATE THA PLANET" |I L|sighted: WWW.LoopHoleMagazine.com/WILLUS /L U\OUT ON CD AND VINYL ||\S/|| <> <>

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: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:About a year ago, a small group of Delaware farmers contacted local authorities with claims that an alien craft had landed in a local cornfield. State police quickly silenced the allegations, stating that the large metal cylinder they had recovered was nothing more than a fallen weather satellite. But the towns people refused to accept the police explanation; a spaceship had crashed into their back yard, and they wanted the truth. Months passed, but the locals were still unable to find any signs of the so-called spacecraft or its intergalactic passangers. Maybe the police were right; the "UFO" was nothing more than a piece of broken-down scientific equipment. And with no concrete evidence to prove otherwise, the farmers had no other choice but go along with the police story. The most talked about saga in "slower" Delaware history had faded away to utter nothingness... Untill now. UPDATE: Just weeks after the police closed the file on the UFO case, a young female college student from the University of Delaware reported seeing an aluminum foil-covered creature urinating in the bushes outside her dorm room as she was returning home from classes. According to witnesses, the beast's physical apperance was remarkably humanlike, with the exception of its shiny silver "skin" and apparent lack of facial features. When approached, the "foil man" introduced himself as "Willus Drummond from the far away galaxy of Creamed Corn" and that he came to Earth to "urinate on the entire planet." "I asked him if he had come in peace," said the unidentified student. He replied, "No, I have come to pee." After his first meeting with the earthlings, Willus hopped into a small Japanese car and sped away, not to be seen again for days. He reappeared at a local radio station, WVUD, and demanded an on-air interview. it was in this interview that the alien revealed he had aquired the skill of rapping while trying to fit into the Earth's culture. Willus also stated he was going to become an emcee to earn the funds needed to repair his spacecraft and return to his home planet of Wrec-ton. At the completion of his interview, he urinated on the on-air DJ, Matt Kaukeinen, and offered this simple warning to the world: "EVACUATE THA PLANET" After recieving tremendus responce from the WVUD interview, Willus has decieded to record an album, due out later this year. For more info contact spaceific </ym/Compose?To=spaceific&YY=97323&order=down&sort=date&pos=0> web-sight at www.loopholemagazine.com/willus transmition.. ou....t...................................................................................... WILLUS DRUMMOND, hailing from the Galaxy of Creamed Corn, has come to earth in a truly apocalyptic manner. His debut single, "Evacuate tha Planet" available on MIKE BAXTER ENTAPRIZEZ ( , places you in theshoes of an angry alien who was on ajourney of peace that was quickly changed by an attack of aggression courtesy of the worlds superpowers. Willus brings you into a world of unknown visuals and terminology to explain them. If you have yet to hear the sonic mastery displayed by Willus Drummond then you are indeed in for a colossal treat. Styles from the Mountain Brothers simply states, "Willus Drummond is on some next sh*t!" , and Lt.Dan from Tha WON - TOO Punch on WVUD says, "The best way to discribe Willus Drummond to someone that has not heard him would be to say, if you took Kool Keith in his most bugged out rampage and threw him in a blender with Eminem during his illest freestyle, you would have a reference point to start from when listening to Willus!" Everything up untill this point has only dealt with one of the two songs on the debut single "Evacuate tha Planet", by Willus Drummond. Now it is time to talk about tha B- side "Special Purpose", which has the illest production ever heard in any form of audio.The sonic landscape on both songs was provided by the groundbreaking genius Mike Baxter and was mixed and recorded by Chops of the Mountain Brothers at The House of Ill Repute studio in Philly. Their will be a comic book out to commemorate the release of "Evacuate tha Planet" Also look OUT for the "Evacuate tha Planet" video and movie comming at you soon............ www.loopholemagazine.com/willus We at MIKE BAXTER ENTAPRIZEZ will do ANYTHING we can to make you show, magazine, website or life easier and better. Willus Drummond is a carasmatic fellow, and he will make an IMPACT on your shows and zines...... over and ou....................t..................... ===PEEING IN AN AREA NEAR YOU --betta sport sum goggles *************** [0-0]WILLUS DRUMMOND \ {W} /"EVACUATE THA PLANET" |I L|sighted: WWW.LoopHoleMagazine.com/WILLUS /L U\OUT ON CD AND VINYL ||\S/|| <REAL SOON> <> <>

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